Sunday, September 4, 2011
A planned trip to Kolkata with unplanned mistakes
Saturday, March 6, 2010
An Impulsive, Hilariously Chaotic Journey to Punjab: The Extended Cut
February 16th, 2010: Fresh from my GATE exam in Jaipur (and the ensuing celebratory haze that involved more lassi than any one person should consume), I returned to Dehradun with an itch for adventure. Or perhaps it was just a severe case of post-exam delirium. Either way, I craved a journey to an unexplored place, a path less traveled (or at least, less traveled by someone whose sense of direction could rival a confused pigeon's).
That afternoon, an email from a friend invited me to Punjab. Perfect! A spontaneous trip to a place I knew nothing about? Sign me up! Without hesitation, I grabbed my still-packed bag (who needs to unpack, anyway? It's just extra laundry waiting to happen) and prepared for another adventure. My roommates were conveniently out of town, which meant I could avoid the usual morning bathroom brawl and make a swift, ninja-like exit.
February 17th: I woke up early, fueled by equal parts excitement and leftover lassi-induced giddiness. Destination? Punjab. Or somewhere in that general vicinity. Details? Pfft, who needs 'em? After some helpful (and slightly concerned) conversations with my landlord and neighbors, who clearly thought I'd lost my marbles, I finally consulted the all-knowing Google Maps. I charted a course that even a seasoned explorer would find daunting:
- Selaqui to Herbertpur to Paonta Sahib to Ambala to Ludhiana (with a few surprise detours thrown in for good measure, because why not?)
With my post-exam funds dwindling faster than my common sense, I embraced the challenge of a budget-friendly, multi-bus journey. "Adventure is calling!" I declared dramatically, ignoring the faint whimpering sounds coming from my wallet.
The first leg, from Selaqui to Herbertpur, was a breeze. It was all downhill from there, literally and figuratively. The rest of the trip unfolded like a slapstick comedy routine, complete with mishaps, misadventures, and a healthy dose of self-deprecating humor.
From Herbertpur, I boarded a bus to Paonta Sahib. It was less a bus, more a mobile sauna on wheels, complete with questionable shock absorbers and a soundtrack of rattling windows that threatened to shatter my eardrums. But hey, at least the scenery was stunning! The dam, the canal... nature's beauty provided a welcome distraction from the bus's... unique ambiance.
Reaching Kulhal, the border of Uttarakhand, I embarked on a scenic stroll across the bridge into Himachal Pradesh. The Yamuna River, the Gurudwara... all postcard-worthy, if I hadn't been too busy trying not to trip over my own two feet and plunge into the river.
A phone call from a senior in Khanna added another stop to my already chaotic itinerary. With my phone now in roaming (hello, exorbitant charges! Goodbye, remaining funds!), I continued my journey, a one-man comedy show on wheels, entertaining myself with my own mishaps and questionable decisions.
In Paonta Sahib, a friendly local guided me through a labyrinth of back alleys to the bus stand. I'm pretty sure we passed the same chai stall three times, each time with the chai wallah giving me a more bewildered look. Finally, we reached the "back door" of the bus stand – a hole in a wall that looked like it was made by a particularly determined goat. I half-expected to see a "Beware of Goat" sign.
Learning there was no direct bus to Ambala, I adjusted my plans yet again. Flexibility is key, they say. Or maybe it's just a fancy way of saying "I have no idea what I'm doing." I boarded a bus to Jagadhari, my optimism (and caffeine levels) slowly dwindling.
Opting for adventure (or maybe just a good story to tell at parties), I perched myself on the roof carrier of the bus to Jagadhari. The wind in my hair, the questionable safety... it was all part of the experience. The journey through the hilly forest and then the vast farmlands was a sensory overload. The chilly, foggy air, the bumpy ride that threatened to send me flying... it was all hilariously memorable.
Then, 15 km before Jagadhari, the bus tire decided to take a break. Enter my knight in shining... tractor? A kind Haryanvi farmer offered me a lift, complete with fresh sugarcane and homemade jaggery that smelled suspiciously like something had died. But hey, when in Haryana... I politely accepted, trying not to gag on the pungent aroma.
Finally, I reached Ambala, slightly disheveled, definitely sleep-deprived, but with a backpack full of stories and a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of solo travel. On to the next adventure, where hopefully, the buses have functioning tires and the jaggery doesn't smell like a crime scene!